just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
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Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
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if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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