I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
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Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
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The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
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