he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
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i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
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I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
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