take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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