he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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