yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
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After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
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I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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