I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
But break dance skills will only take you so far
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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