I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
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