Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
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Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
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Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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