Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
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I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
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Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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