the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I didn't notice because vodka
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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