Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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