I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Randomize
