im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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