New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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