Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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