Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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