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I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
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Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
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We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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