I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
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It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
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I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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