I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
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The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
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My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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