so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
There are leaves in my underwear?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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