hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
I don't think brook has ever known best
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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