is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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