she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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