On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
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Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
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trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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