I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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