What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
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Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
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The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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