So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Tornado booty call.. dedication
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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