Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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