i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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