Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
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