I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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