Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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