i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
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