I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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