I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
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