i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
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There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
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At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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