i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
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You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
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Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
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