And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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