I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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