yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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