me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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