I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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