I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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