maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
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This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
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Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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