Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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