Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Randomize
