that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Even my vagina gasped.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
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His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
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I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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