love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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