this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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