I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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