Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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