I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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