Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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