Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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